oomshi:

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

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beyoncebeytwice:

when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones

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hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

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wolfpussay:

pixelatedboobs:

#damn

best sleep of his life

wolfpussay:

pixelatedboobs:

#damn

best sleep of his life

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howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

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dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

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